i had a dog named old blue
who never really knew what to do
and a cat named fluff
who cut up rough
i had an uncle named bud
who was always falling in the mud
and an aunt named named pearl
who was quite a girl
back in the day
so they say
i had a wombat named mchale
who thought the human race was beyond the pale
and a gila monster named mcgurk
who never did an honest day’s work
i knew a building inspector named ed brown
who was the loneliest man in town
and a taxidermist named bill smith
i did not like to be seen in public with
all these curious creatures
had their distinguishing features
there were a million others where they came from
and they all gathered on the courthouse lawn
that is enough for now
anyhow
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