johnny had a ribbon
he cut it with a knife
he escaped into the desert
to redeem his worthless life
mary had a little lamb
at 45th and main
she bought it from the queen of sheba
and sold it to the king of spain
william had a business
he sold it to phil
phil caught catfish
down by the old mill
bigfoot stole a bicycle
and rode it to the moon
if the police catch him
he will sing a sad tune
henry ford and woodrow wilson
sitting on a branch
henry shot a cannonball
woodrow bought the ranch
i will do better, mother
exclaimed miss sara lee
the major may be a gentleman
but he is not too good for me
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