what i believe

by anonymous

money is a magic substance that creates the things that it buys. there are only 200 people in the world and most of them are famous. mr big lives in a castle in the bermuda triangle and rules the world. nothing is real unless you believe it is real. in any conflict between a man and a woman, the woman is always right. in any conflict between a cat and a dog, the cat is always right. in any conflict between a spider and a mosquito, the mosquito is always right. in any conflict between a train and a track, the track is always right. in any conflict between a sad person and a happy person, the sad person is always right. in any conflict between a street preacher and a hedge fund manager, the street preacher is always right. in any conflict between a serial killer and an innocent bystander, the bystander is always right. in any conflict between a neanderthal and a human, the neanderthal is always right. a person is whatever they say they are. every person has a right to be anything they want to be. society needs to be totally torn down and completely restructured. every human being should have as much money as the richest human being. a statue a million miles high should be erected in death valley - a statue of the unknown human. hatred should be abolished all over the world.