four people were stranded on a desert island.
donald trump (the worst person who has ever lived), my mom (the nicest person who has ever lived), the queen of sheba (the most beautiful woman who has ever lived), and friar roger bacon, the smartest man who has ever lived, who wrote shakespeare in his spare time).
they were searching for the perfect coconut, but had not been able to find it.
one day a raft appeared off the shore of the island.
there were four people on it.
dr frankenstein (the greatest inventor the worls has ever known), his monster, mata hari (the most seductively alluring spy who has ever lived) and allen dulles (the mastermind behind the cold war).
ahoy, dr frankenstein called, do you folks want to be rescued?
no, donald trump called back, we want to look for the perfect coconut a little while longer.
the raft departed.
night fell over the island.
do you hear something? the queen of sheba asked friar roger bacon.
i can not say that i do , he started to reply.
suddenly a great light -
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