(09/21/09)
i was out for a walk the other morning
engrossed in thoughts of art and sex (the usual)
when this albino squirrel approached me
he asked for directions to the nearest cash machine
after i explained the way
he thanked me
but before he left he said
"By the way, did you know that you're not wearing any pants?"i looked down
and he was right
so i took out my notebook and wrote
Part 2
(10/10/09)
so i was out walking around
not really thinking about too much
ok that's not true
it had snowed the night before
i was weaving back and forth
trying to avoid getting my feet wet
when i stopped
it was the albino squirrel
frozen dead in the middle of the road
i paused and reflected for a minute
on life and death
then i looked around
bent down
and took his wallet
as i walked away
i thought
"that's the last time you'll ever point out that i'm not wearing pants"
