Wednesday, January 20, 2010

"A Town Called Disdain", Episode Seven: Dick, the Native American, and the Chinese whiskey...


A young soldier named Harvey has just returned home to the depressed town of Disdain, NM. Going right from the bus to the local watering-hole (Burt’s Hideyway) Harvey is forced to shoot dead a local bully (Bull Thorndyke) in self-defense. But it’s okay, Sheriff Dooley saw the whole thing, and in fact Harvey used the sheriff’s pistol. The big rancher Big Jake Johnstone then hires Harvey to act as guide for the mysterious and glamorous couple Dick and Daphne.


Dick, who is under the influence of LSD, has been kicking Harvey’s ass at pinball, and has now gone to the bar for a couple more beers...

(Go here for our previous thrilling episode; click here to return to the first chapter of Larry Winchester's A Town Called Disdain, a Quinn Martin Production.)

“What’ll it be, pardner.”

Dick was overjoyed that the barman had actually said that.

“Two -- two Rheingolds, please.”

“Yep.”

Dick looked around. there was a large Indian to his right, maybe forty years old? Fifty? With a long braid yet. Wearing an old University of Hawaii t-shirt. He was staring into an empty shot glass and he had a can of Schaefer next to it and his little area of the Formica bar top was smeared with congealed whiskey and beer and tobacco juice. He smelled kind of like a heap of old sweaty rawhide that had been soaked in beer and whiskey and left out in the sun for a day.

The Indian turned and saw Dick looking at him just as the bartender laid down the two bottles of Rheingold. Dick already had one of the young soldier’s five-dollar bills in his hand.

“You buy me a drink,” said the Indian.

“Uh, sure,” said Dick. He realized he had been rude, albeit unintentionally, in staring that way. “What’re ya havin’, buddy?”

“Chinese whiskey.”

“Chinese -- whiskey?”

“Shen Lee.”

“Shen -- Lee?

Dick made an effort to keep a lid on his suddenly roiling brains.

“Yeah,” said the Indian. “Chinese whiskey, Burt, on the white man.”

Burt the barman looked at Dick.

“Uh, yeah,” said Dick. “One Chinese whiskey.”

His own voice sounded faraway saying this.

“Two,” said the Indian, his voice echoing down through the secret plumbing of Dick’s being. “You drink with me.”

“Well, all right,” said Dick. “Two Chinese whiskeys, Burt.”

Burt went away and the Indian stared at his shot glass. Then Burt came back with a bottle of Schenley’s whiskey and another shot glass. He poured two shots and took the five-dollar bill.

“Well, said Dick, “here’s mud in your eye,” and he raised his glass.

The Indian looked at him with eyes that were impenetrably dark brown with blurry pink whites and then he picked up his glass and drank the whiskey and put the glass down again and went back to staring at the empty shot glass.

Dick drank his whiskey down and Burt came back with three dollars change.

Dick felt better now, feeling the whiskey trickling down through the previously mentioned secret plumbing.

What a great place.

He realized that “Georgy Girl” was playing on the jukebox, and then he felt something warm and soft against his left side and he turned and there was the waitress, Doris.

“Hi there,” she said. She had her tray on the bar top and she was removing empty bottles and glasses from it and putting them on the far side of the bar top.

“Hi there,” said Dick.

She was standing quite close to him and she really had quite the body. She was very rounded, with full-sized breasts, curving full hips, a large but muscular-looking backside, a cute belly bulging under her apron. She was very seriously unloading her tray as he looked at her and when she had finished she looked up at him. She was wearing cowgirl boots with heels but Dick was still about eight inches taller than her and after several years with a lanky long thing like Daphne he rather got a kick out of the height advantage. He could see down the top of her cowgirl outfit into her cleavage with its black bra and moist flesh. She had a really strange perfume on. It smelled like cactus and mesquite, and what? Like raspberry Jell-O?

“Hope you’re enjoyin’ the free show,” she said, but she was smiling, and thank God she had good teeth.

“I’m sorry,” said Dick. “You’re quite beautiful.”

She actually blushed. She turned away and then back to him.

“You go on. A beautiful wife like you got.”

“Sure she’s beautiful. But so are you.”

“Oh go on.”

“I think you’re a corker.”

That thing was happening where he was talking but it was like someone else speaking. In some minor Hollywood movie from 1958. Gig Young, or John Agar.

She lowered her eyes and she was still blushing.

Dick continued to look at her, which he wouldn’t normally have done, but of course he was tripping his brains out, so there you were. She shimmered before him, all of ripe womanhood pulsed and vibrated within her in her polyester cowgirl outfit.

Oh, boy. The things you sacrificed for marriage.

“Well, back to work,” she chirped.

“Yeah,” said Dick, weakly. “See ya later.”

She turned and went back into the smoky throng with her tray.

“Hmmph.”

This was Dick’s Indian friend.

“What?” said Dick. And this sounded to him like what what what what...

“She wants to have sex with you, man.”

“Oh,” said Dick. “Well --”

Dick showed the guy his wedding-ring finger.

“So what?” said the Indian. “You gonna deny the woman a little happiness? What’s wrong with you?”

Well, there wasn’t much you could say to that. Dick got his two bottles of beer and turned to head back to young Harvey and the pinball machine.

The song on the jukebox now was “I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night”.

Across the room Daphne was chatting with the soldier, leaning in that way she had against the pinball machine.

Ah well. She had told him more than once that she would cut his balls off if he ever cheated on her.

And he wouldn’t put it past her.

(Go here for our next thrill-packed episode.)

3 comments:

kathleenmaher said...

That staring thing can really cause trouble. I'm always apologizing for staring. You can maybe look but you've gotta look away fast.
Great episode. Dick and/or Daphne are too much fun.

Dan Leo said...

I've just realized why I chose that picture of Franco Nero (as "Django") -- Franco definitely has a cool stare.

Old 333 said...

I never look. Strictly an eye contact man.

Django Rheingold...