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by paul bunyan

paul bunyan is writing an epic poem about the history of the universe and the human race

i went down to the river to chop down a tree but forgot my axe so it was not meant to be i went to the fair to buy me a bride but the bride ran away so i sat down and cried i met farmer brown and bought a pig and a cow but the pig ran away so what do i do now? i went to the city to find me a job first i got beat and then i got robbed i went to mcdonalds to buy a burger and fries but the gypsy was there because she was so wise i went to the ocean to catch me a shark but the tide was out so i sat in the dark it seems there’s no place in this world for me it’s all a conundrum but no mystery