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Friday, October 4, 2024

the gathering in the meadow



by genghis gilgamesh



that is funny, eduardo exclaimed spontaneously.

francine, an aggressively youthful person, disagreed.

it was a glorious morning, with a forecast of heavy rain in the afternoon.

none of them would ever be quite so young again.

the morning, and the days that preceded it, had been curiously repetitive.

gabriel had fond memories of more judicious days.

obsolescence was in the air

you think it is funny, don’t you, imogene suddenly challenged eduardo

it is funny, gabriel came quickly to eduardo’s defense.

imogene subsided meekly, and the morning proceeded apace.

night finally arrived.

after innumerable delays and debates, and in the end nothing was agreed upon.

i agree to whatever you all agree upon, eduardo declared wearily.

but it is all rubbish, gabriel exclaimed exasperatedly.

let us go over it all again, point by point, one last time. imogene said wearily.

francine laughed, the notes of their laughter spilling out infinitely over the darkened meadow,

the night itself remained implacably silent.

we will never achieve glory,eduardo blurted out.

curiously enough,francine quietly nodded agreement.

the group stopped talking, and each member looked at the sky.

which contained no stars, innumerable as they supposedly were.

they would never again have quite the same discussions.

eduardo and imogene began collecting the empty bottles and putting them in gabriel’s basket.

in the distance, a car backfired and a wolf howled.

i will remember all this fondly francine thought melancholily, when i am 120 years old.

much the same thought occurred to the wolf howling in the night,

the driver of the car backfiring in the distance laughed heartily.

but he had a primitive sense of humor, and laughed easily.

good night.



Thursday, October 3, 2024

excuse me



by bofa xesjum



excuse me.

you are excused.

excuse me?

what part of you are excused do you do not understand?

i have always understood the phrase excuse me to represent the civilized way of initiating a conversation with an entity not personally known to oneself.

but once upon a time it had a different meaning.

this is not once upon a time. this is now.

unfortunately.

what is unfortunate about it?

it is the soulless modern world, and not the good old days.

there were no good old days.

were so,

were not.

were so.


i have had enough of this.

what are you going to do about it?

i am going to terminate this idiotic conversation.

what is idiotic about it?

i seem to be talking to an idiot.

now you have crossed a line. i demand to know your name so that i can initiate personal proceedings against you.

my name is tod ingleby.

are you the tod ingleby who won the city-55 lottery 6 years ago?

no, that was a different tod ingleby. there are a lot of tod ingebys in the world. my serial number is 496732-t-765.

my name is bob yark. and i am not the bob yark who produced and directed the widely heralded revival of my friend sadie in amsterdam in 89. there are a lot of bob yarks in the world too. my serial number is 643297-p-423.

my representative will contact your representative.

i am sorry we could not have encountered each other under more auspicious circumstances.

i do not think so.

i think so, and that is what counts.

nothing counts.

that is what they all say.