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Sunday, September 17, 2023

a lovely day - 1. a friend at court


by nick nelson



you rang, miss?

of course i rang, partridge. why else would you be here?

shall i have the window opened?

why not? i recall that it is a lovely day.

all the best people are going to the circus today.

bosh! it is much too nice a day to sit inside a stuffy old tent spreading germs.

every day is different from the one before.

that is great news for the faint of heart.

(pause) a maid enters the room and opens the window and draws the curtains back, letting in the sunshine.

i remember now why i summoned you - greta is arriving at noon today.

i will have a box of her favorite chocolates placed her in her room.

that is all very well but something is amiss with poor greta.

i never would have suspected that.

stern measures will have to be taken.

the rain fell very softly last night, if i recall.

i see you remember the password.

i remember everything - it is my job,

i hear the patter of feet.

the queen had trouble sleeping last night.

you will have your little joke, partridge

nothing lasts forever.

i assume you are referring to the results of the beastly last election.

the opposition scored a resounding victory.

a new king needs a new crown.

i understand only too well - did you enter the lottery for the new throne?

i did indeed - but, alas, i was not successful.

ah, that is unfortunate. i could use a friend at court.



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