Tuesday, July 13, 2010

“A Town Called Disdain”, Episode 32: rattlesnake

(Click here to read our previous episode; go here to return to the first chapter.)

Previously in this sprawling masterwork by the legendary (
“makes Norman Mailer look like Truman Capote” -- John Updike) Larry Winchester, our heroes -- the recently de-mobilized soldier Harvey and the glamorous strangers Dick and Daphne Ridpath -- survived through Harvey’s pluck and quick thinking a rather unpleasant encounter in the New Mexico desert with the now-deceased Thorndyke family.

However, as they ride back to Big Jake Johnstone’s ranch on this strangely grey day in September of 1969...

Finally Daphne saw a clump of the same kind of cute white flowers she’d lost in that quicksand thing and she swung down holding onto the edge of the saddle because the horn had gotten shot off and she had just pulled the clump up when she saw the snake looking at her and then it started to rattle and she knew it was a rattlesnake.

Without ever taking her eyes off of the snake, which was only about eighteen inches from her unshod but pink-stockinged right foot, she very slowly raised herself back up into the saddle and then very gently she passed the flowers from her right hand to her left and then with her right hand she reached down and turned the clasp of the hard leather sandwich case hanging from her saddle and she lifted the flap and felt the butt of the little revolver wedged in between the Saran-wrapped sandwich and the inside of the case and very slowly and gently she drew the gun out.

She had certainly seen enough cowboy movies where this was done.

But what if she missed.

It could make for one angry rattlesnake.

Should she just nudge the horse on?

She glanced back to Dick and Harvey.

They were absolute miles away.

The snake rattled again and showed its ugly tongue and hissed.

She looked again toward Dick and Harvey. They had both halted and they sat on their horses perfectly still, looking toward her and at the snake.

The snake hissed again.

The hell with it.

She strethed out her arm, aimed the gun right between the snake’s eyes, and squeezed the trigger.

Dick and Harvey galloped over, and she was putting the gun back into the sandwich case.

Harvey swung down, went over and picked up the dead snake.

“Damn. Right between the eyes.”

Daphne brought her cigarettes out of her vest pocket.

“Cut his rattle off, soldier boy. I want a memento. My very first snake.”

Dick reached over and gave her a light with his Ronson.

“My first non-human snake, anyway,” said Daphne.

(Continued here.)


kathleenmaher said...

Damn, Daphne makes her sex proud. What I wouldn't give to see her take on James Coburn in "The Magnificent Seven." We saw ten minutes of it on Vancouver Island. The third time I said how I'd relish shooting that unfunny parody--Coburn--where he'd scream like a baby, Manny changed the channel to "Philadelphia Story," which put him to sleep.

Dan Leo said...

Hmm, a Magnificent Seven remake with Daphne...