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Thursday, March 6, 2025

chairman - 3. the job


by fred flynn

part 3 of ?

to read part two, click here

to begin at the beginning, click here



uncle john is coming to dinner.

i don’t like uncle john.

i know you don’t like uncle john. but try to be nice to him, all right? i am trying to get him to help you.

i don’t heed any help.

i asked him to look at your latest proposal.

it wasn’t a proposal, it was an exposition.

whatever.

uncle john works for the city 0f san ——, he doesn’t work for the united nations.

i know, but if he shows people the proposal -

the exposition -

the exposition - they will see how smart you are, and maybe give you some kind of job.

i don’t want a job. i have a job - analyzing and predicting the evolution of human society.

you know what i mean - a job with a paycheck.

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hello, john. you are looking well tonight.

so are you.

it isn’t every day that you come to visit me and eddie.

no.

you probably think i had some reason to invite you over.

did i say that?

eddie has another of his proposals.

what about this time?

building cities that stretch to the sky.

that is not a very accurate description.

what do you want me to do with it - get bob miller at the gazette to print it?

i thought maybe you could show it to someone at city hall.

the city of san —— isn’t building any cities - it can hardly keep itself going.

i thought maybe if someone looked at it, they would see how smart eddie is and give him a job.

what is on the menu tonight - your special roast beef and mashed potatoes?

of course, i know how much you like it. eddie, why don’t you go get your prop - your expo -whatever.

it needs work.

that’s o k, eddie, i might look at it some other time.

some other time, some other time, that is all you bureaucrats know - some other time.

eddie, watch your language.

all i said was he’s a bureaucrat.

i am a bureaucrat - nothing wrong with that. let’s change the subject.

to what - football?

what better subject for a pleasant family get-together?


to be continued


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