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Monday, September 15, 2025

bone


by bofa xesjum




johnny went down to the station to buy his dog a bone
when he got back the dog was gone and johnny was all alone
johnny was in a panic, he called 9-1-1
you have to help me, he exclaimed, i am not having any fun

he put the bone in an envelope and mailed it to the pope
and like the rest of the human race, he gave up all hope
billions of people swarm the earth, licking ice cream cones
but none of them contact johnny, on the net or on the telephone

omar was a businessman, he bought and sold tents
and at the end of every month, he collected rents
he had his eye on johnny, who aroused his deepest suspicions
and to expose johnny, was one of omar’s main ambitions

albert jones was a citizen, who minded his own affairs
he lived in a building, and went up and down the stairs
he never ate donuts, only croissants
and carried a wallet in the back pocket of his pants

albert was polite to omar, but thought johnny was a punk
and did not like the way he slouched and slunk
around the sides of the building, and down the corridors
but then again, what are rooms and buildings for?

omar had a birthday, and bought himself a cake
samantha smiled at him, but he thought the smile was fake
omar dreamed of samantha, but was not up to the task
who was samantha? i thought you would never ask




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