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Tuesday, November 29, 2022

unusual


by bofa xesjum





hello

hello yourself.

how are you?

very well, thank you.

i often see you walking.

yes, i walk almost every day.

may i ask, what is your name?

my name is overlord underling, at your service.

that is an unusual name, it seems to me.

oh really? what do you find so unusual about it?

i have never heard it before, that is all i meant.

and do you know the name of every person on the planet?

ha ha, no, please rest assured i did not mean that at all.

it occurs to me, my friend, that you have not told me your name.

my name is king tutankhaman, and i have ever been a poet and a dreamer.

you do not say so? tell me, what is your favorite color? come now, speak up..

my favorite color is blue, the color of the sky, the color of the soul, of immortality.

what do you think of the current political situation? what suggestions do you have to fix it, eh?

i did not know that there was a current political situation, or that it needed fixing, or by whom.

that is just the sort of insipid evasion i expected from one of your sort. a poet and dreamer, indeed!

i beg your pardon. what exactly do you mean by one of my sort? my sort of what? please explain yourself.

you know exactly what i mean. i can not wait until the earth is well rid of simpering ignorant parasites like you.

well, isn't that a nice way to talk. let's start over, shall we? i told you my favorite color, what is your favorite?

red, the color of fire, the fire that burns away the filth of chaos and existence, does that answer your pathetic little question, sir?

i suppose it will have to do. what is your favorite painting, and in what museum or other public or private building is it displayed?

a painting of a sunset on a stormy sea, painted by none other than myself, and owned by myself, displayed in my most private inner sanctum.

this is all very interesting, but i am afraid that i have lost track of the time engaging in this conversation, so if you will excuse me -

excuse you? no, my good man, you have wounded me most grievously, most grievously indeed. and so mark me well, i will - i - goodbye, until we meet again!




Monday, November 28, 2022

final


by bofa xesjum



there are no parakeets here today
to give the scene a touch of veracity
the minister has taken the day off
to visit the aquarium

the pictures are still in their frames
ladies and gentlemen in indescribable costumes
without incandescence
and of no import to the new age of insolence

do any of you know what i am saying?
very likely you know more of these matters than i
i am a lonely harbinger of a distant day
anticipating a deluge of disinterest

the clouds are weary of the sky
though outwardly tranquil
and taking the opportunity
to bid a final farewell to the conquerors



Thursday, November 24, 2022

brain


by bofa xesjum



i am only a human with a human brain
there are many things i can not explain
not even to the bees or to the ants
to the king of spain or the queen of france

long ago in the primal ooze
i was a lizard and paid my dues
i crawled out of the mud and sat on the bank
and had only myself to thank

i dreamed my dreams one at a time
doing nothing was not a crime
seasons came, and seasons went
and hardly a halfpenny was spent

wise men appeared, but have no fear
only once every thousand years
you could sit beside a waterfall
with nothing in your mind at all

you could think your own thoughts
or maybe not
one at a time, one at a time
plato threw you a nickel, and buddha a lousy dime

now we have the information age
everything written on one big page
a river of facts that never ends
old number nine trillion comes around the bend -


Wednesday, November 23, 2022

history


by tom tophead



the human race is crazy
as crazy as loons
or maybe crazy like foxes
dancing to happy tunes

roosevelt built the atomic bomb
a long time ago
or maybe it was hitler
i don’t really know

truman went to yalta
to give stalin his love
lucifer laughed in darkness
the angels wept above

the world was put in notice
by dr edward teller
marx and freud just laughed at him
because they were clever fellers

nixon was in the kitchen
baking an apple pie
the apples gave him a great big hand
then khruschev happened by

kennedy went to cuba
it is in the history books
castro was his daddy
but the ladies liked his looks

johnson wore a stetson hat
and drank whiskey from a glass
nixon rose up from the dead
but all things must pass

no one remembers agnew
though he fired the first shot
in the eternal culture wars
which now is all we’ve got

reagan had a great big smile
which stretched across the earth
the world is freed from bondage
but still awaits rebirth

who remembers osama bin laden
gorbachev or al gore?
humanity has its suitcase packed
but still stands on the shore

o children of the modern age
look back upon the past
for you will never know a world
where things were built to last


Monday, November 21, 2022

wayward child


by anonymous



life is for the lonely, death is for the dead
shoes are for feet, hats are for heads
the night is for walking, the day is for sleep
through the silent streets i creep

everybody hates me, though i done no wrong
through the mist i stumble along
rain is falling, i do not know what to think
i need a drink

don’t mind me, i do not know where to go
pay no attention to my tale of woe
if somebody were to listen, i have nothing to say
no princess to save, or dragon to slay

what a loser, you nod so knowing
very well, i will be going
down the road, without a trace
with my stumbling steps and forgettable face

past the waning moon and the rising sun
into the ocean of oblivion
wayward child of eternal scorn
who never even asked to be born


Sunday, November 13, 2022

for


by dog e relaford



a is for the artichokes, blooming in the spring
b is for the basketballs, bouncing in the bling
c is for the crocodiles, lying in the sun
d is for the dandelions, not having any fun

e is for the ectoplasm, taking its turn
f is for the folks that never learn
g is for the gardener, planting the seeds
h is for the horrors, waiting in the weeds

i is for the instigators, destroying civilization
j is for the jokers, drinking juleps on the plantation
k is for the kangaroos, jumping up and down
l is for the laughing ones, taking over the town

m is for the mothers, sewing patches on their dresses
n is for nobody, cleaning up the messes
o is for the opposition, calm and polite
p is for the parasites, putting out the lights

q is for the quicksand, surrounding the castle
r is for the rabbits, causing all the hassle
s is for the serpent, who knew it all along
t is for the terrorist, banging his gong

u is for the undertaker, gazing at the moon
v is for the villain, who will be here soon
w is willie, your cousin on your mother’s side
but don’t wait up for uncle joe, he ran off with the bride

y is for all of you, waiting for the train
z is for the zookeeper, who will never explain
why the alligators get the best tables
and the baboons try so hard, but are unable


Monday, November 7, 2022

the big story, part 2


by nick nelson

part two of two

click here for part one




charlotte, who had listened charitably to frank’s bombastic ramblings, finding them at least well-intentioned, no longer found them at all meaningful.

and after enduring a last meaningless sputtering tirade against the whole ungrateful ignorant universe, showed him the door.

frank was mediocre - an unforgivable limitation in her book.

how nugatory it all was!

the world seemed to resume its natural course.

and everything went back to normal.

but fate is omnipresent.

and the parliamentary upheavals resumed with a new urgency and ferocity.

power struggles, large and small, erupted in all walks of life.

pete plumworthy, a spawn of satan, emerged as the new champion of privilege.

the previously quiescent mob embraced him enthusiastically as its savior.

it all seemed quite reductive to the self-appointed cognoscenti of the official media.

roberta rogers, an erstwhile restaurant hostess representing herself as a revolutionary of the old school, rose to challenge pete.

pete and roberta were both denounced as reactionaries by sam snick, a panhandler and prophet from portland maine.

tess tucker, the unchallenged empress of all media, thought it all suspiciously serendipitous.

but in a sensational interview with tess, watched by billions across the globe, pete announced that he and roberta were joining forces to usher in a new age for humanity.

sam snick rallied his followers to new heights of subversive action and protest.

for a brief moment, it seemed that transgressive ideas would carry the day.

but it all proved illusory and underwhelming.

a valetudinarian caution prevailed, embodied by the person of uncle bob burnside, an elder statesman who emerged from his shack by the seashore to calm the roiling waters of revolution and reaction alike.

the walpurgisnachtian night seemed over.

just as charlotte was finishing up her extrapolatory account.

having barged into the room as she was putting on her finishing touches, frank resumed his yammerings.

history resumed its zigzagging ways.

the end