chairman 10 - joey

by fred flynn

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who are you? i am 875-524-8995-9 describe yourself. i identify as non-binary - neither male nor female. i identify as non-linear - neither flat nor round. i identify as non-mass - neither fat nor thin. i identify as non-visual - neither beautiful nor ugly. i identify as non-temporal - neither old nor young. i identify as non-historical - neither alive nor dead. here are some other things i identify as: ruler of the universe right fielder of the new york yankees quarterback of the san francisco 49ers winner of the nobel prize for literature for each of the last 20 years the nicest person in the world the best pizza chef in the world i love all creatures, alive, dead, and non-historical. that is enough about me. thank you. thank you, 875-524-8995-9. we have one final question. go for it. do you wish to be known as 875-524-8995-9, or as something else? joey. thank you, joey. we like the cut of your jib, and we have an assignment for you. if you complete it satisfactorily, we will give you a nice reward. next