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Saturday, January 31, 2026

ham and cheese


by bofa xesjum




a square named cheese
and a hipster named ham
met in a sandwich
at 4 ay am

they both fell in love with
a girl named mustard
their attentions
left her flustered

she had her sights set
on a media career
and worked for an old man
who called her, my dear

but ham and cheese
would not be denied
and invited her
on a moonlight ride

after some thought
she politely declined
and decided to report them
to a hotline

she left a message
but got no reply
by the old mill stream
in the sweet bye and bye





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