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christmas is less than three months away! total dissatisfaction press has a wide selection of over 60 books available total dissatisfaction press specializes in old-fashioned poetry books, coffee table books including coffee table poetry books, cut-up poetry and fiction, and books that make great gifts for surly children, sullen adolescents, confused elders, and persons who might like a gift that makes them say “what the ________ is this?” all books illustrated unless otherwise noted “and what is the use of a book,” thought alice, “without pictures or conversations?” books available from total dissatisfaction press as of september 29, 2017: total dissatisfaction books can be purchased at www.lulu.com. for descriptions and thumbnails search by title or author or enter keyword “total dissatisfaction press” for complete list prices listed are as of september 29, 2017 and do not include shipping. lulu offers many discounts with coupons or for bulk purchases fiction: *darkness, my home town, and other stories, by fred flynn - $3.46 anniversary, and other stories, by nick nelson - $3.61 death in the rain, by nick nelson - $5.25 long con on a dark road, and other stories, by nick nelson - $4.13 ms found in a white notebook, and other stories and poems, by nick nelson - $4.17 31 stories, by nick nelson - $4.85 fun: a tale for a rainy night, by harold p sternhagen - illustrated - $5.25 *fun: a tale for a rainy night, by harold p sternhagen - not illustrated - $3.32 games: a tale for a stormy night, by harold p sternhagen - $5.29 the little cheeseburger girl, and other stories, by horace p sternwall - illustrated - $5.01 *the little cheeseburger girl, and other stories, by horace p sternwall - not illustrated - $3.04 *not illustrated poetry: hey! and other found poems, by anonymous - $2.41 song of the open road, and other poems, by jack dale coody - $2.09 across the wounded greyhound stations, by corinne delmonico - $2.29 every child should sing, and other poems, by corinne delmonico - $2.17 *leaves, by mary c fogg - $2.05 billy blood, and other poems, by timothy t jones - $2.49 *this guy came at me with a knife, and other poems, by timothy t jones - $2.81 *the unexplainable man, by timothy t jones - $2.53 i should get out more, by wiggly jones, “the little hippie boy” - $2.17 poems for everyone, by wiggly jones, “the little hippie boy” - $2.13 **beat, and other poems, by chuck leary - $3.05 i was the one, and other poems, by horace p sternwall - $3.01 *lover, and other poems. by horace p sternwall - $2.17 untitled, and other poems, by horace p sternwall - $3.01 amanda, and other poems, from a sternwall family album - $2.49 life is horrible, and other poems, by bofa xesjum - $2.85 * not illustrated ** contains some nsfw material cut-ups: drifting highway, and other poems, by rhoda penmarq - $3.13 joey isn’t the problem, and other poems, by rhoda penmarq - $3.29 let’s see if we can’t do better this time, by rhoda penmarq - $3.61 maisie and the clowns with pointed shoes, and other stories, by rhoda penmarq - $4.05 the other side of the cadillac, and other poems, by rhoda penmarq - $3.21 that’a an improvement, but a little more energy please, by rhoda penmarq - $3.29 illustrated fiction: it isn’t only crocodiles that cry, part 1, by chuck leary - $16.00 it isn’t only crocodiles that cry, part 2, by chuck leary - $12.75 it isn’t only crocodiles that cry, part 3, by chuck leary - $10.50 a face in green chalk on the sidewalk, by rhoda penmarq - $10.75 letter from an unknown, by rhoda penmarq - $12.25 letter from an unknown 2: sally’s dream, by rhoda penmarq - $12.25 letter from an unknown 3: the lost city, by rhoda penmarq - $16.00 letter from an unknown 4: the wages of guilt ,by rhoda penmarq - $12.25 letter from an unknown 5: the captives, by rhoda penmarq - $14.75 the waitress and the satanist, by rhoda penmarq - $13.00 l’amour, by gabrielle-jeanette perfidy - illustrated in color - $14.75 l’amour, by gabrielle-jeanette perfidy - illustrated in black and white - $3.37 the disappearance (complete in 1 volume), by jeremy witherigton - $34.50 the disappearance, part 1, by jeremy witherington - $19.50 the disappearance, part 2, by jeremy witherington - $18.00 graphic fiction: into the interior, by roy dismas - $11.75 the road to yucatan: heisenberg’s castle, by rhoda penmarq - $11.75 high speed, and desolation express, by bofa xesjum - $14.00 wild to be free, and other illustrated stories, by bofa xesjum - $16.50 betty goes to the museum - $11.25 coffee table books: from eddie el greco: these are your neighbors: 1 - one human hive - $19.78 these are your neighbors: 2 - snotty kids and ignorant adults - $20.15 humans among themselves : 1 - the secret laughter - $19.78 from danny delacroix: on this day in history: 1 - winter - $19.41 on this day in history: 2 - spring - $19.78 on this day in history: 3 - summer - $20.15 on this day in history: 4 - fall - $19.41 from roy dismas: randomly selected humans (black-and-white) - $3.57 randomly selected humans - deluxe edition (color) - $16.00 randomly selected humans 2 (black-and-white) - $3.57 randomly selected humans 2 - deluxe edition (color) - $16.00 coffee table poetry books: i put my hat upon my head, and other poems, by samuel johnson and others - $17.93 jennifer was full of sass, and other poems and limericks, by walter “whappy” wilson - $14.23 a winsome lass named laura, and other poems and limericks, by walter “whappy” wilson - $14.23