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Thursday, May 4, 2023

new friend


by bofa xesjum



i don’t like your new friend.

what don’t you like about him?

i just don’t like him.

you must have some reason.

he’s a serial killer.

he’s a serial killer. you know that?

yes.

how can you tell?

i just can.

how? give me some examples of your observations that lead you to that conclusion.

i asked him who his favorite singer was and he said katy perry but he couldn’t name three of her songs.

and that’s it?

he said he was a hockey fan but he could’t name five players in the national hockey league.’

so do you always ask people questions like that when they tell you things, cross-examine them?

i like to know who people are. i like to know where i stand.

did you tell him you thought he was a serial killer?

are you serious? then he would kill me.

what percentage of people do you think are serial killers? ten percent, fifty percent?

i was never good at math.

why don’t you report him to the police?

i believe in minding my own business.

that’s a good policy.

the world would be a better place if more people just minded their own business.

i can’t argue with that.

i’m hungry.

let’s go to wendy’s.

how about arby’s?

wendy’s.

arby’s.


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