i don’t like your new friend.
what don’t you like about him?
i just don’t like him.
you must have some reason.
he’s a serial killer.
he’s a serial killer. you know that?
yes.
how can you tell?
i just can.
how? give me some examples of your observations that lead you to that conclusion.
i asked him who his favorite singer was and he said katy perry but he couldn’t name three of her songs.
and that’s it?
he said he was a hockey fan but he could’t name five players in the national hockey league.’
so do you always ask people questions like that when they tell you things, cross-examine them?
i like to know who people are. i like to know where i stand.
did you tell him you thought he was a serial killer?
are you serious? then he would kill me.
what percentage of people do you think are serial killers? ten percent, fifty percent?
i was never good at math.
why don’t you report him to the police?
i believe in minding my own business.
that’s a good policy.
the world would be a better place if more people just minded their own business.
i can’t argue with that.
i’m hungry.
let’s go to wendy’s.
how about arby’s?
wendy’s.
arby’s.
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