herbert had a holler
jonah had a whale
they met behind the barn
to hatch a plot that could not fail
the sheriff got wind of it
and got on the case
he put on his stetson hat
and his game face
sheriff jack brown
you may have heard of him
his best gal had left him
and his future looked dim
he was born under a bad sign
and cursed from birth
here was his chance
to prove his true worth
the mayor rolled over
with his pllow under his head
they surrounded the farmhouse
but the rascals had fled
the picture gets fuzzy
as the world spins around
the sun came up
and found the sheriff on the ground
herbert had a dinosaur
jonah had a plan
they escaped to devils island
after sticking it to the man
the seagulls are flying
to meet the new day
mothers love moonbeams
and crime does not pay
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