if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass
if an elephant had wings it would be the biggest bird in africa
if my dog was a bicycle he would need air in his tires
if donald trump was a sesame seed bun nobody would pay him any mind
if the dictionary only had one word in it, what do you think it would be?
if it rained for a thousand days all the goldfish in the world might escape from their bowls
if a bear, a nun, and a python wander into the forbidden city, who will stop the rain?
if elvis came back from the dead, would he weep at what he saw?
if genghis khan came back from the dead, would he get any respect?
if little red riding hood and the big bad wolf divided the world between them, who would get hong kong?
if you could watch just one tv show for all eternity, what would it be?
if sheriff john brown plays checkers with the devil, who will pay his electric bill?
if chattanooga walla walla philadephia, new mexico tokyo heidelberg?
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