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Friday, October 8, 2021

homework


by genghis gilgamesh



michael jordan was the greatest basketball player who ever lived.

no, the people in omaha are nicer than the people in pittsburgh.

i didn’t say anything about omaha or pittsburgh, i said michael jordan was the greatest basketball player.

yes, but what you really meant was that people in pittsburgh are nicer than the people in omaha.

no, i did not. besides, michael jordan played for chicago, not pittsburgh.

what does that have to do with anything?

what do people being nice in omaha and pittsburgh have to do with michael jordan or basketball?

everybody knows that michael jordan and basketball are code words for omaha and pittsburgh.

i didn’t know it.

you do now.

no, i do not.

you can’t face the truth.

i don’t want to argue with you. let’s change the subject.

all right, you miserable hypocrite, crawl away with your tail between your legs.

the correct oven temperature for apple pie is 350 degrees..

no, star wars is a better movie than the godfather.

so what does that make the correct oven temperature for apple pie?

very funny. baking apple pies could not be a more obvious code word for the godfather movies, and all mafia movies. there is no sense trying to deny it.

the annual rainfall in cleveland is greater than the rainfall in death valley. now that, you can look up in the world almanac.

really? rainfall is a social construct, and so is the world almanac.

what are you two arguing about? why aren’t you doing your homework?

we are doing our homework.

homework is a social construct.



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