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Sunday, February 6, 2022

the universe


by anonymous



there are three types of creatures in the universe -apples, bananas, and cantaloupes.

there are 5,000,000,000 apples, 5,000,000,000 bananas, and 3 cantaloupes.

the apples care about other creatures, and want them to be happy, to be free to do whatever they want, to be equal to each other and to respect each other, to never hurt each other, and to sing and dance in the sunshine.

the bananas hate all creatures, and wish to enslave them in meaningless and repetitive tasks, to torture them and grind them down, to fill their minds with terrifying lies, and to watch them suffer and to laugh at their suffering.

the 3 cantaloupes are blank. after 1,000,000,000,000 years, each of the 3 cantaloupes will decide whether to become an apple or a banana.

if at least 2 of the cantaloupes become apples, the apples will rule the universe forever, and if at least 2 of the cantaloupes become bananas, the bananas will rule the universe forever.



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