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Tuesday, August 23, 2022

mushroom


by genghis gilgamesh



kenneth had a mushroom
he grew it in a lab
he dressed it in a tuxedo
and put it up for grabs

the king of spain declined it
and so did kenneth’s’s brother
so kenneth swore right then and there
he would never grow another

he closed the lab and sold it
and took to the highway wide
he had a smile upon his face
but was burning up inside

he met a girl named karoline
who had a spider in her hair
but they never really got along
because life is so unfair

he got a job in a delicatessen
and took to the booze
and learned the secret of happiness
bur never spread the news

he had one answer for everything
when he had two drinks
no matter who said what he asked
- who cares what you think?


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