you there with the hot dog in your mouth
and you - with the tire iron and the mustard
get over here
let's see some i d
they are hiring for counter people at arby's
what are you, in a hurry?
relax, no one is going to hurt you
where did you get that hot dog, by the way
wendy's?
wendy's!
wendy's can't make no hot dog
now the burger king over on third avenue, they'll surprise you
they make a pretty good dog
ever thinking of eating dogs for a living?
you'd be surprised what you can make in those contests
plus, they feed you ! ha, ha!
all right, this looks o k, you can go. move along.
wait, wait, not so fast.
i want to take a look.
he's my partner, he's an asshole.
he's not like me, i'm a bro, a good guy in the clubhouse.
tomorrow i'll be the asshole he'll be the bro, the mensch.
i'm better at both jobs, ain't that the truth.
what do you do when you are not eating hot dogs, big guy?
i got a job.
you have a job?
i had a job. i'm going to get another one.
ohhhhh - you're going to get another one.
it's almost time for my new career to begin.
all right, if that is the way you feel about it.
goodbye.
no hard feelings.
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