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please have a seat. thank you. this won’t take long. your application has not been accepted and your designation for reassignment will be proceed as scheduled. any questions? i was wondering if an exception could be made in my case. no. why not? there are no procedures in place at this level for any exceptions. i don’t think there are at any level, but that meed not detain us here. please, listen to me. i really think an exception should be made in my case. why? because i am exceptional. what is exceptional about you? i am special. i am not like other people. what is special about you? i am different. what is different about you? i just have this feeling that i am different. i look at other people and i just know that i am different. can you show me in some way how you are different? would you like to do a little dance for me? no, but i can sing you a little song. please, i would love to hear it. once upon a time, once upon a time i was walking along, singing my song singing my song - i forget the rest… well, that was very nice. i can see that you really are exceptional. so here is what i am going to do for you. when you leave here, instead of going down the hall to the processing center, get on the elevator and go downstairs and go outside. take a right, and three doors down you will find georgie’s nail salon. go in and ask for maria theresa and tell her little ed jones sent you. not big ed jones, or medium sized ed jones, but little ed jones. do you think you can do that? yes, absolutely, thank you so much. all right, you better get going. the interviewee left and the interviewer pressed a button his desk and another interviewee entered. please have a seat. thank you. this won’t take long. your application has not been accepted and your designation for reassignment will be proceed as scheduled. any questions? i was wondering if an exception could be made in my case.