jenny had a hound dog
kathy had a cat
she tried to crawl out the window
but she was too fat
jenny’s dog ran down the street
with an apple in its mouth
the dog’s name was fernando
and he was headed south
fireman fred was a hero
he came to rescue the cat
but by the time he freed her
she was wearing kathy’s hat
the cat’s name was mickey
she hitched a ride on a rig
she had a sordid history
and wished she was a pig
the driver was called dusty
a name to conjure with
his license said his name was jones
but he wished that it was smith
mickey confessed her deepest wish
that she was made of pork
dusty missed the exit
and they ended in new york
dusty went to a bar room
and left his rig outside
later they found his wallet
washed up on the riverside
mickey ran for mayor
but did not receive one vote
and so we end our little tale
on this unfortunate note
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