in the wilderness, part 2

by genghis gilgamesh

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before sitting down, the woman identifying herself as a homicide detective and calling herself karl marx took a folded piece of paper out of her pocket and handed it to daniel boone. please fill out this questionnaire, you can do it online, at the website indicated on the top of the page, or you can fill it out by hand and mail it to the address at the bottom of the page. or, you can just fill it out now and give it to me. i can wait. she sat down. daniel boone decided that he would not offer her anything to drink. daniel glanced at the paper. but what is it for? he asked. does it have to do with some particular person you are looking for? no, it is a general questionnaire we give to all people who move into the district. district? what district? a district of what? do you mean the county? the state ? you will save yourself a lot of trouble if you just fill out the form. i have a pen if you need one. but what is its purpose? we just like to screen newcomers for potential serial killers or other wrongdoers. do you have problems around here with serial killers? daniel persisted. do you think serial killers are not a problem? you will save yourself a lot of trouble if you just fill out the form. very well, i will fill it out online. thank you. the woman calling herself karl marx got to her feet. that was not so difficult, was it? daniel started to say, i have not filled it out yet, but she was already out the door. * 1) are you a serial killer? yes___. no ___ 2) do you have , or have you ever had, fantasies of being a serial killer? yes ___. no ___ 3) when you sleep, have you ever had dreams of being a serial killer? yes ___. no ___ 4) do you remember all your dreams? yes___. no ____ 5) do you record all your dreams? yes ___. no___ 6) do you have any serial killers in your genealogical history? yes___ no ___ 7) how many generations back do you know your complete genealogical history? 0 - 5 ___ 6 -50___ 50 - 1000 ___ over 1000 ____ 8) do you have any friends who are serial killers? yes ___. no ___ 9) do you have, or have you ever had, any friends? yes ___ no -__ 10). if you answered “yes” to question 10, how many friends do you have, or have you ever had? 1 ___ 2 ___ 3___. more than 3 __