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Tuesday, May 12, 2026

station

by nick nelson





johnny went down to the station
to buy his dog a bone
when he got there
the cupboard was bare
and mama roo had turned to stone

mary went down to the river
to buy her lamb a chop
but the fish had fled
with black hats on their heads
so she opened her own shop

omar went out in the desert
to pick his camel some flowers
before he had enough
a genie woke up
and imprisoned him in a tower

sinbad sat in the harbor
searching the horizon for a ship
nobody showed
with a boat or a load
so he decided to go for a dip

genghis rode across asia
on the slowest horse he could buy
the grass had not grown
he was all alone
so he let out a mournful cry

salome awoke at midnight
and danced to the music in john’s head
the king wore a frown
the queen brought him down
and all the wedding guests had fled



Monday, May 11, 2026

ribbon

by nick nelson





johnny had a ribbon
he cut it with a knife
he escaped into the desert
to redeem his worthless life

mary had a little lamb
at 45th and main
she bought it from the queen of sheba
and sold it to the king of spain

william had a business
he sold it to phil
phil caught catfish
down by the old mill

bigfoot stole a bicycle
and rode it to the moon
if the police catch him
he will sing a sad tune

henry ford and woodrow wilson
sitting on a branch
henry shot a cannonball
woodrow bought the ranch

i will do better, mother
exclaimed miss sara lee
the major may be a gentleman
but he is not too good for me



Monday, May 4, 2026

crack - 13. how bill met william

by nick nelson

part 13 of ?

for previous episode, click here

to begin at the beginning, click here





friday took out her phone and set it to record.

why don’t you tell me how you met william wilson and formed this curious relationship with him?

there is not much to tell.

good, then this will not take long.

i had a long day at the office. one client in particular had tried my patience and i had barely kept my temper and refrained from summoning security to remove them. so when the day was over i decided to go for a walk in the street to wind down, something i often do.

how late in the day was this? was it night, or still daylight?

it was night. it was very dark.

was it raining? or windy?

it was not raining. i do not recall that it was particularly windy.

probably not many people in the treet.

no, there usually are not.

were you stopped and questioned by the police?

two policepersons who i knew from my frequent walks stopped and said hello, and we talked about the coming social upheavals. do you want their names?

probably not. go on.

as i started home i heard - or felt - someone coming up behind me. i heard someone say, excuse me, mister, and i turned around and there was william.

whom you did not know and never seen before?

i did not “know” him. so far as i knew i had never seen him before. he was - and is - very ordinary looking.

yes, he is. go on.

he said, excuse me, mister, do you know where i can rent a room around here?

did you think that was kind of odd?

i thought it was a little odd. tio ask a stranger in the street like that. i asked him, a room for what? i thought he meant a room to run some sort of little business.. but he said, just a room to live in.

so i asked him, why don’t you go to the housing department like everybody else?

he said, i have my reasons. and i thought, why not? i have an extra room and i could use a few extra dollars if he does not make any trouble and he looks like he will not.

you did not press him about not going to the housing department?

no. i know from dealing with all kinds of people in my job that it is more common that people think. as a police officer, you must know that too. people fall through the cracks. they sleep on friends floors or couches , whatever.

or on the parks or in alleys..

exactly.

so you had an extra room?

j yes, it was my room before my grandmother died. then i took her room because it has a nice view of the skyline and forgot about the one i had.

interesting. friday made a note on her phone.


to be continued



Thursday, April 30, 2026

haiku 4

by horace p sternwall





twenty-seven cents

a quarter and two pennies

on the polished floor


Wednesday, April 29, 2026

in the woods

by rhoda penmrq





arthur c
rode down highway 3

blip blop
he came to a stop

he leaned his bike against a tree
because he wanted all creatures to be free

he entered the woods
because he had the goods

he sat on a hollow log
because he wished he were a dog

he heard a leaf fall from above
because he had never known love

it started to rain
he thought, here i am again

i have been here before
in ancient song and lore

he looked up and saw a bear
carrying an easy chair

after the initial shock
arthur and the bear had a serous talk



Tuesday, April 28, 2026

the road from the sky

by henry johnson





my name is henry johnson
i fell out of the sky
i landed in a tree
high and dry

i climbed down from the branches
as the day grew cold
and met a tiger on the highway
with eyes of burning gold

the tiger passed me by
as if i did not exist
i had not been eaten
but also had not been kissed

i turned and watched the tiger
watched the tiger go
it had seen better days
but went on with the show

next i met a prophet
with a long beard and a book
but he did not honor me
with so much as a look

i met tyrannosaurus rex
playing a video game
i tried to engage him in conversation
he called me a vile name

i met gilgamesh and hercules
buddha and joan of arc
the road went on forever
and it started to get dark

i finally came to my kingdom
and sat upon my throne
i made myself comfortable
and turned to stone

maidens danced before me
and warriors shook their spears
the stars looked down upon me
for a billion years

some day a bird will come along
and carry me off in its claws
i will be one day old again
according to nature’s laws



Monday, April 27, 2026

fragment, part 2

by dog e relaford

part 2 of 2

click here to read part 1





where he had pitched hay as a lad
and life had not been so bad
but an inchoate longing had driven his
carcass to the metropolis

he wanted to wear a suit and tie
and work in a building touching the sky
and never again set foot in a barn
thought barns had never done him any harm

oblivious to mr frank’s panic
peg, with a smile so sweet and satanic
began, it gives me great joy
to inform you i am leaving your employ

i am in love with a boy named hal
who would sweep off her feet any gal
we will be married in two weeks
and move to where our fortune he seeks

almost too stunned to reply
mr frank avoided peg’s eye
and replied, as casually as he could
so, are you traveling to hollywood?

peg laughed to beat the band
and waved her shapely hand
what made you say such a thing?
such strange thoughts up you bring

no sooner had she uttered these words
than a rumbling in the earth was heard
peg’s dreams, and jonathon’s, and mr frank’s
suddenly drew a blank -

who was hal. anyway?
he had ruined mr frank's day
and jonathon’s too
but what else could a poor boy do?


end of part 2