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Sunday, May 31, 2026

crack - 16. the 236 club

by nick nelson

part 16 of ?

for previous episode, click here

to begin at the beginning, click here





ali took the elevator one floor to the 236 club.

the 236 club was a small establishment located on the second floor of a largely deserted building a few blocks off the main square. it served the small portion of the population that liked to converse and argue with their fellow citiezns dace to face rather than on their phones or other devices.

balthazar was the only customer, seated at one of the four small tables. shelly, who ruled the club with an irron hand, was staring iinto space behind the counter.

bathazar was ali’s best friend, and ali was balthazar’s best friend., even though they did not like each other much..

ali sat down across from balthazar, who did not look up from his phone.

shelly awoke from his trance,and shouted across the tsix eet from the counter to the table -to ali-

the usual?

yes, the usual, ali replied.

the 236 club had a limited menu - cold tea and cold tea, ham and cheese sandwiches, bacon and cheese sandwiches, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches. the tea and coffee were the same except that the tea contained a little more water, and the sandwiches were all made from the same ingredients.

i just had my review, ali announced to balthazar.

i know.

how do you know? i just came from there.

i meant, you told me you were having the review.

i am flattered you remembered.

are you going to ask me how it went?

how did it go? did you engage your enemy and totally destroy him?

no, he was not in the mood. he seemed to have something else on his mind.

something more intetersting than you.?

i guess.

that must have been humiliating.

it was, a little bit. bit i am used to it.

shelly grought ali’s usual to the table

the door opened and william wilson walked in.

william looked around. he was a stranger to the place.

cm i help you? shelly asked him.

to be continued




Thursday, May 28, 2026

late night special

by dog e relaford





last night i had the strangest dream
drifting down the old mill stream
apple banana cherry ice cream
kept on coming till i wanted to scream

dog elephant paris france
shine my shoes and press my pants
flower gorilla iron maid
take it easy and sit in the shade

casey jones in his little red wagon
went downtown and slew the dragon
st george cut down the cherry tree
because he was no better than you or me

someday everything will come true
the clouds will be white and the skies will be blue
all the zombies will be young
and all the songs will forever be sung


Monday, May 25, 2026

the number

by nick nelson





barlow woke up.

the number flashed into his head.

he got up and wrote it down before he forgot it.

it was 12 - 15 - 93 - 674 - 93.

then he called the number department.

this is the number department of control central. this call is being recorded.

i have the number.

what is your name?

barrington barlow.

what is your number - your number , not the number. do not give us the number over the phone.

90675-43806 - 432.

what is your date of entry?

3-13 - 33.

a vehicle will be at your residence in fifteen minutes. thank you.

barlow dressed and was out in the street in eight and a half minutes.

the night was cold. his heart was pounding.

this is it, he thought. at last, this is my chance.

the black sedan came around the corner. there were two people in the front seat, a heavy set man at the controls, and a stylish young woman beside him. they were both dressed in gray.

mr barlow? the young woman asked.

yes.

get in the back.

they drove off.

you have the number recorded? the young woman asked.

yes. i have it recorded, i have t written on a piece of paper, and i have it memorized.

good.

they drove in silence. they drove a long way, out beyond the outskirts of the city.

it began to get light, revealing vast expanses of flat land with no buildings on them.

barlow began to have second thoughts.

what do they need me for? he wondered, after i give them the number?

a low flat roofed building came into view. the car stopped.

the building had windows, but they were dark. there was no sign of activity , outside it or inside it.

the man and the woman both got out of the car.

stay here, the woman told barlow.

he waited. obviously, he had nowhere to go, and no way to get there, out in “the middle of nowhere”.

they are going o kill me, he thought. i will give them the number, they will have no more use for me, and they will kill me...

Friday, May 22, 2026

henry morton stanley 2

by nick nelson





henry morton stanley
was a sight to behold
his eyes were made of ivory
and his teeth were made of gold

he had a hundred gorillas
that he fed green grapes
and a castle full of concubines
of all sizes and shapes

he had a thousand footmen
to announce his every move
and to set off fireworks
when he got in his groove

they came in carriages
to acknowledge his high station
but when they drove away
he felt curiously little elation

they drank his whiskey
and they drank his wine
but at marrying their daughters
they drew the line

Tuesday, May 19, 2026

henry morton stanley

by nick nelson





henry morton stanley
had a splendid black mustache
he dined at delmonico’s
and always paid cash

the roast duck on tuesday
was his favorite entree
he ordered oysters on the half shell
most other days

he strolled down broadway
with a gold headed cane
the peasants cheered him lustily
because he felt their pain

he traveled to africa
on a slow boat to spain
and found doctor livingstone
again and again



Monday, May 18, 2026

crack - 15. tell me a story

by nick nelson

part 15 of ?

for previous episode, click here

to begin at the beginning, click here





william gripped the pen uncertainly in his fingers

what do you want me to write?

a story.

a story? i don’t know how to write a story.

just write something . it doesn’t have to be a literary masterpiece.

but - why can’t you just tell me something to write?

we have our reasons. do you want to take the test or not? you don’t have to do it.

how long does t have to be?

not very long.

how much time do i have?

friday looked at her phone. i will give you ten minutes. give me about a hundred words or until the ten minutes are up.

william looked down at the blank pad. do i need a title?

you can just call it “a story”.

*

it was night.

it was dark.

this guy was walking down the street.

his name was joe something.

he was just a guy.

a guy just like millions of other guys, wandering the earth, wishing he was somebody, even though he was really nobody.

it got darker.

suddenly he saw something lying in the street.

it was a little bit shiny.

it looked like a credit card

he bent down to pick it up.

just as he reached for it, he thought, this is some kind of setup.

i am being played for a chump.

suddenly everything went dark.

when he woke up he was in a strange room.

he did not know where he was.

the room had no windows.

*

william’s hand started to cramp up. he had never written so much with a pen or pencil in his life.

is this enough? he asked friday.

yes, that is enough. she took the pad and the pen from him.

can i go now?

yes.

will i hear from you?

probably not. your case is closed. if you want to appeal, fill out the form i gave you and return it within 30 days. the address is on it.


next




harry and darrell

by nick nelson





harry was a horse
darrell was a dog
they took a slow boat to china
and got lost in the fog

harry had a dream
he turned into sherlock holmes
darrell was moriarty
and collected chicken bones

the collection was renowned
throughout the universe and beyond
darrell took to fame
like a frog to a pond

they walked along the beach
picking up smooth stones
when harry woke up
he was all alone