have a seat. this should not take long.
i know you have answered these questions before and agreed to the terms before, but regulations stipulate that we ask them one last time before proceeding.
you have petitioned for a friend. we have guaranteed to provide you with a friend, based on the following:
you agree to share living quarters with the friend for a period of not less than four years.
the living quarters, in your particular case, will measure forty meters by forty meters, and will be provided by the housing authority. you may make arrangements to spend time elsewhere, when you are not at your place of employment, if any, but such arrangements must be made by, and paid for, by yourself.
now we come to the important part. you agree that the friend is to be provided by the social authority, subject to no limitations or qualifications whatever. you have nothing to say as to the nature of the friend, except that you want a friend, as they have nothing to say about you, except that they want a friend.
do you agree?
i do.
very good. you do not have to answer this question, but we ask it for our records for our own purposes. why did you seek this service out?
i just felt like it, i guess.
an excellent answer. thank you.
bring in the friend.
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