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Saturday, January 22, 2022

2 stories


by genghis gilgamesh




a vision

al parks was a regular guy.

he wanted to be different from everybody else.

and he wanted everybody in the world to like him.

lying on the grass, he had a vision of eternity.

brad quigley, a park security guard, came along and asked al what he thought he was doing.

al told brad his life story.


an election

everybody hated al jones because he was the worst person in the world.

everybody liked bonnie waters because she was the nicest person in the world.

al and bonnie ran against each other for mayor.

al won the election in what the gazette termed a “landslide”.

connie smith, a reporter for the gazette, was shocked by the result and decided to investigate.

what she discovered shocked her even more.




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