by paul bunyan
paul bunyan is writing an epic poem about the history of the universe and the human race
i went down to the river
to chop down a tree
but forgot my axe
so it was not meant to be
i went to the fair
to buy me a bride
but the bride ran away
so i sat down and cried
i met farmer brown
and bought a pig and a cow
but the pig ran away
so what do i do now?
i went to the city
to find me a job
first i got beat
and then i got robbed
i went to mcdonalds
to buy a burger and fries
but the gypsy was there
because she was so wise
i went to the ocean
to catch me a shark
but the tide was out
so i sat in the dark
it seems there’s no place
in this world for me
it’s all a conundrum
but no mystery
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