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Monday, April 8, 2024

said


by dog e relaford



mister round said to mister flat
i like your tie but i hate your hat
mister flat said to mister round
i like your voice but i hate your sound

madame rose said to mrs white
i think your shoes look a little tight
mrs white said to madame rose
that is how it sometimes goes

captain black said to major brown
let’s go out and paint the town
major brown said to captain black
i hope the world gets back on track

ptrofesser jones said to mister smith
who was that woman i saw you with?
that was no woman, smith replied that was just my blushing bride

i was born on a little farm
in a countryside devoid of charm
i had a pig, a chicken, and a cow
we all got through the days somehow

parson gray came by to chat
he scratched his neck and took off his hat
i provided him a cup of tea
and then we parted company



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