who?

by bofa xesjum

midnight. a cabin in the mountains. outside, the wind is howling. the fire is burning low. assembled in the cabin are: will strathmore, the richest man in the world amanda allison, the most beautiful woman in the world professor grigson, the greatest scientist in the world sally strick, the most famous pop star in the world odette wilson, the most widely watched daytime tv show host in the world harry turner, the greatest detective in the world jake martin, the deadliest assassin in the world sharelle gonzalez, the most fiery activist in the world dave donaldson, the most widely syndicated pundit in the world dario, the most famous football player and richest athlete in the world claudia mcdonald, the bestselling author in the world tom lee, the most famous movie director in the world former president buddy burke, the most hated man in the world iridescent, the most famous transgender porn star in the world ali pete jacowski, the strongest man in the world sabrina chan, the most wanted terrorist in the world suddenly there is a knock on the cabin door. they all look up in surprise. who can it be? will strathmore asks. who indeed? says claudia mcdonald. we are all here. there is nobody left to be out there. why don’t you open the door? sally strick asks jake martin, bur he is frozen with terror. the knock comes again, louder. i will get it, amamda allison announces. she gets up and approaches the door. the wind howls.