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Wednesday, April 28, 2021

help me out


by anonymous



hello there

i am good, how about you?

i am a person who likes to know what is going on and where i am at

so help me out here

jeff bezos has 179 billion dollars

there are 8 billion people in the world

that means jeff bezos could give everybody in the world 1 billion dollars and still have 171 billion left for himself!

so why doesn’t he?

elon musk has 151 billion dollars. he could give everybody in the world 1 billion and still have 143 billion left over for himself

come on, big fella, can’t you get by on that?

next up is “bernard arnault”, whoever he might be (probably a front for hillary clinton and nancy pelosi’s child porno empire)

anyway, old bernard is listed as having 150 billion to call his own

and then bill gates at 124 billion (poor bill, he was number one for so long), mark zuckerberg at 97 billion, warren buffett at 96 billion, and so forth

all of this is from forbes magazine, and i guess they ought to know

anyway, there are 262 people with 9 billion or more. so that makes 262 people who could give everybody in the world 1 billion dollars and still have 1 billion or more for themselves

but hold on - there are 365 days in a year! so for everybody to have a billion dollars every day, we still have to come up with another 103 billion

maybe the top 103 could each give everybody in the world an extra billion (number 103, with a name you can’t pronounce from who knows where - probably another child porno king - has 18.1 billion)

so that solves that problem. for one year, anyway. one year at a time, maybe the universe will blow up from global warming or something.

except that these greedy sons of bitches probably won’t go along with it. what are you going to do?

i saw this thing on twitter about proving that bigfoot built the pyramids. how can you tell that bigfoot built the pyramids?

because there are no footprints of bigfoot around the pyramids!

if bigfoot built the pyramids, doesn’t it stand to reason that he would wipe out all traces of his footprints?

of course he would

case closed

talk to you later

have a good one

live free, and stay focused



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