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Thursday, August 19, 2021

mister a


by nick nelson



do you begin to understand?

i have no idea what you are talking about.

let us take a moment to reflect.

my quota of reflection has already been exhausted.

can we agree that mister a is an awful person?

it is not up to me or you to pass judgment on poor mister a.

can we agree that mister a should be placed outside civilized society?

i fail to see why he should be.

come now, i know we can come to some sort of agreement.

why do you pick on mister a? are there not dozens, or other whole denominations of persons who have acted in the same way?

are you forgetting how he treated ms f?

ms f has made a career out of complaint.

i am beginning to lose patience with your loose generalizations.

i have many more where those came from.

sir, this is most egregious trumpery. mister a is a scoundrel, plain and simple, and must face the consequences of his vile misdeeds.

i think he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

you realize that most people, monitoring this conversation, would have no idea what we are talking about?

very true. what of it?

it does not excuse either mister a’s toxic behavior, or your facile attempts to make light of it.

i think we have had enough of mister a. why don’t we put him aside for the moment and consider the case of mister b?

every day the same thing.

well, you must admit they just keep on coming.

when i parked in the garage this morning i noticed that mister g’s car was not in its usual space.



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