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Tuesday, August 17, 2021

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by bofa xesjum



a) x
b) y
c( z
d) 00

was a

a) guy
b) girl
c0 winner
d) loser

they were

a) walking down the street
b) eating a hot dog
c) reading a book
d) texting the president of the united states

when suddenly

a) all hell broke loose
b) they had a vision of eternity
c) they decided to turn their life around
d) they remembered their first day of school

and

a) a cloud passed over the sun
b) they began to cry
c) they checked their messages
d) the earth began to shake

at this point

a) robin hood
b) jesse james
c) john dillinger
d) george armstrong custer

and

a) marie antoinette
b) queen victoria
c) emma goldman
d) mata hari

arrived in a

a) rolls royce
b) hot air balloon
c) flying saucer
d) hay wagon

and

a) calmed the crowd
b) stirred up the crowd
c) blessed the multitude
d) asked for forgiveness

suddenly thrre was

a) a monsoon
b) an earthquake
c) a total eclipse of the sun
d) an angel with a flaming sword in the sky

afterwards,

a) a plague of locusts
b) a swarm of bees
c) a host of angels
d) an army of rabbits

a) saved the earth
b) destroyed the earth
c) lifted the remants of the human race into the sky
d) converted the heathen

and

a) vanished in an instant
b) took a bow
c) enjoyed a hearty chuckle
d) announced, “that’s all, folks”

*

thank you, that was

a) idiotic
b) charming
c) not the least bit amusing
d) embarrassing

all in all,

a) you are no longer welcome here
b) you have a bright future
c) enjoy your evening
d) go pound sand

*

00 was a winner.

they were walking down the street when suddenly all hell broke loose and the earth began to shake.

at this point george armstrong custer and queen victoria arrived in a flying saucer and calmed the crowd.

suddenly there was a total eclipse of the sun.

afterwards, a plague of locusts saved the earth and vanished in an instant.

thank you, that was idiotic.

all in all, enjoy your evening.



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