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Sunday, May 22, 2022

robin hood, part one


by bofa xesjum



robin hood was born

a) under a bad sign

b) under a good sign

c) to bring a message to the world

d) through no fault of his own

his father was

a) the seventh son of a seventh son

b) old number 9 coming aound the bend

c) the richest man who ever lived

d) the unluckiest man who ever lived

his mother was

a) an old mountain lion

b) a young mountain lion

c) no better than she should be

d) a river that runs to the sea

when wyatt earp saw robin hood being raised in the canebrake he

a) pursued him to the ends of the earth

b) threw him a nickel

c) threw him a lousy dime

d) told him the most important thing in life was to always have a good shine on his shoes

when robin hood went to school he

a) always sat in the back of the class

b) never raised his hand

c) knew more than the teacher

d) gazed out the window at the mountains on the horizon

when robin hood met jesse james

a) robin hood told jesse james he was ugly

b) jesse james gave robin hood his old family bible

c) sheriff bat masterson told both of them to move along

d) they divided heaven and earth between them

when robin hood joined pancho villa’s band

a) the world was destroyed in seven days

b) an angel with a flaming sword appeared in the sky

c) a tree grew in the desert

d) moses said to the people, the end has come and gone



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