robin hood came to the end of the trail.
there was nothing there.
no river, no mountain, no ocean, no frozen tundra, no piney woods..
not even a desert.
he turned around and started back the way he came.
he thought, i will meet some weary pilgrims following in my footstep.
i will warn them that there is nothing at the end of the trail.
that will be a good deed, and will give purpose to my life.
who will be the first person i meet, i wonder?
as it happened, the first person he met was
a) daniel boone
b) bad king john
c) saint veronica
d) a partridge in a pear tree
when robin hood told _________ that there was nothing at the end of the trail, he was told
a) politely
b) rudely
c) in no uncertain terms
d) savagely
to
a) quit his bellyaching
b) learn some manners
c) learn to respect his elders
d) jump in the deepest lake from the highest cliff
robin hood decided to
a) learn a useful trade
b) start a new religion
c) sit under a tree with a mandolin
d) go out and have a good time
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