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Sunday, May 8, 2022

robin hood - the director's cut


by bofa xesjum



robin hood was born.

he had a father and a mother and a brother and a sister.

his favorite food as a child was peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, which are no longer much of a thing..

he went to school.

when he finished school, he got a job.

he was married for eight months, but his wife left him, taking their one child with her.

his favorite foods when he got older were cheeseburgers and buffalo fries, which are still a favorite with many.

his favorite tv shows were hollywood squares, star trek, survivor, and cheers.

he had no political opinions, and never voted, or registered to vote.

he was summoned to jury duty three times, but was never empaneled for a trial.

he had a heart attack and died a few months before he was scheduled to retire.

he did nor rob the rich to give to the poor.

that must have been some other robin hood.


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