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Monday, May 23, 2022

robin hood, part two


by bofa xesjum



when the war was over, robin hood

a) got a job at the ford plant in detroit

b) got a job in the steel mill in gary indiana

c) got a job in a meat packing plant in kansas city

d) went back to his outlaw ways

when robin hood took to the highway

a) nobody gave him a lift

b) it was deserted

c) he heard a strange howling in the distance

d) he whistled a happy tune

when robin hood met paul bunyan

a) paul bunyan beat him at arm wrestling

b) robin hood hood cheated paul bunyan in a poker game

c) they stared at each other across the great divide

d) they started a vaudeville act together

at mrs murphy’s rooming house, robin hood

a) told funny stories at the dinner table

b) told sad stories at the dinner table

c) mostly stayed in his room

d) learned mrs murphy’s terrible secret

when robin hood got off the bus in chicago

a) he got in a shootout with al capone

b) he got in a shootout with john dillinger

c) he had his pocket picked by maid marian

d) he went to dinner with billy sunday

when robin hood got off the bus in new york city

a) he had his pocket picked by little red riding hood

b) little bo peep asked him if he wanted a good time

c) hetty green invited him to dinner

d) his suitcase, with the great american novel in it, was stolen

when robin hood was hit by a bus on the west side highway

a) the passengers on the bus cussed him out

b) he remembered all his past lives

c) he had thirty-seven cents in his pocket

d) he realized his days of glory were over



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