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Saturday, May 21, 2022

pittsburgh


by genghis gilgamesh



that was pretty good. did you enjoy it as much as i did?

i did not enjoy it at all.

oh, well, maybe next time will be better.

there isn’t going to be a next time.

what do you mean?

you know what i mean.

so this is the end?

talk to my lawyer.

you mean arnie? but arnie is my lawyer too.

you will have to discuss that with him.

what about pittsburgh?

you can have pittsburgh, i will keep san antonio.

this is awfully sudden.

talk to arnie about the details.

the gory details. this is not a civilized way to do things.

civilization has collapsed. i guess you didn’t get the message.

what a low down stinking sleazy unprincipled dirty rat you are - and arnie too, selling your best friend down the river for thirty pieces of silver. and so’s your old man.

silver? if you got any silver, maybe we can do a deal.

you always were a great kidder.

and a great kid. do you want to deal, or not?

about the silver?

about anything you got. anything you got left. i mean.

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did you have a good time with your friend ?

it was all right.

did you like the movie?

he seemed to enjoy it a bit more than i did.


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