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by bofa xesjum

vladimir woke up all he wanted was to go back to sleep he had a busy day ahead of him he had to assassinate the prime minister and buy a bunch of bananas and feed the cat and walk the dog and empty the wastebasket and forgive the sins of the world and get a haircut and sing happy birthday to the queen and write a couple of indignant letters to the times and pretend that everything was a big joke and sing happy birthday to the king and do all these things before lunch he would just have to make the best of it because the real nastiness would start in the afternoon * odette woke up she wanted to go back to sleep she had a busy day ahead of her she had to assassinate the prime minister. and buy time for the peace conference and defend civilization from the barbarians and die a thousand deaths and explain the inner workings of the human brain to the envoy from galaxy a. and try to forget the past. and generate a spirited debate between the arthians and the wythians. and sing happy birthday to the queen and write a thank you letter to the publisher of the times and demand justice for the victims of the latest outrage and sing happy birthday to the king and feed the lions in the zoo and make overtures to the leader of the opposition and do all these things before lunch because the real nastiness would start in the afternoon * mickey woke up at noon. the sun was shining through the window. suddenly mickey's phone rang. this is walter, the message read. the nastiness is about to begin. mickey got out of bed and was quickly out the door. walter and vivian were waiting outside with the spacecraft. how tiresome it all was! if only it could be over by sunset. in time for the big game. mickey had bet everything on the big game. but as we know, there would be no big game. later, at the trials of vladimir, odette, and little al, mickey broke down and cried while testifying. for all of us. forever.